Don't Touch This. It Works. Nobody Knows Why. Shirt

Lines 41 to 43 of final_v2_REAL.js.

Every codebase has these three lines. Nobody remembers writing them, nobody understands them, and nobody is allowed to touch them.

Black t-shirt printed with a code editor tab named final_v2_REAL.js and the comments don't touch this. it works. nobody knows why. on lines 41 to 43. — Proof 01. Approved by nobody.

Close-up of the code editor design: lines 41 to 43 read don't touch this, it works, nobody knows why. — Up close.

Work order #WO-6995

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Assigned to: The printer
Priority: High

$26 Printed when you order it.

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Free US shipping on 2 or more. One shirt ships for $4.95.
Printed when you order. 2–5 business days, then about a week in the mail.
Misprint or damage? Replaced free within 30 days.

Spec sheet

Shirt: Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Soft, lightweight, 100% combed ring-spun cotton.
Color: Black
Sizes: XS to 5XL, unisex fit
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

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