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Black t-shirt printed with a Change password screen: a password field and seven requirements, four ticked in green and three crossed out in red: One hieroglyph, Not any of your last 1,312 passwords, Must make you cry a little.

All of IT

Black t-shirt printed with a code editor tab named final_v2_REAL.js and the comments don't touch this. it works. nobody knows why. on lines 41 to 43.

All shirts

Navy t-shirt printed with I would tell you a UDP joke, a row of amber packets with a few dropping out, and but I don't care if you get it.

Developers

Black t-shirt printed with a terminal status readout: Out of office. Out of coffee. Out of RAM., the last line in amber with a cursor.

Helpdesk

Black t-shirt printed with a code editor tab named final_v2_REAL.js and the comments don't touch this. it works. nobody knows why. on lines 41 to 43.

Home page

Navy t-shirt printed with I would tell you a UDP joke, a row of amber packets with a few dropping out, and but I don't care if you get it.

Networking

Black t-shirt printed with a Change password screen: a password field and seven requirements, four ticked in green and three crossed out in red: One hieroglyph, Not any of your last 1,312 passwords, Must make you cry a little.

Security

White t-shirt printed with git push origin main --force, the words Deployed on a Friday, and a red Regret progress bar at 74%.

Sysadmin / Ops