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    • Black t-shirt printed with a code editor tab named final_v2_REAL.js and the comments don't touch this. it works. nobody knows why. on lines 41 to 43. Don't Touch This. It Works. Nobody Knows Why. From $26 Black
    • White t-shirt printed with git push origin main --force, the words Deployed on a Friday, and a red Regret progress bar at 74%. Deployed on a Friday From $26 White
    • Heather grey t-shirt printed with a troubleshooting checklist: Restarted it, Unplugged it, Blamed DNS, Cried in the server room, all ticked in red, and Status: still broken. Troubleshooting Checklist From $26 Athletic Heather
    • Navy t-shirt printed with I would tell you a UDP joke, a row of amber packets with a few dropping out, and but I don't care if you get it. UDP Joke From $26 Navy
    • White t-shirt printed with an eye chart that reads IT, HURTS, WHEN IP in shrinking rows, with 255.255.255.0 on the bottom line. It Hurts When IP From $26 White
    • Maroon t-shirt printed with holiday lights, a pumpkin pie slice shaped like a Wi-Fi symbol, and the words I'm only here for the pie. Not your Wi-Fi. I'm Only Here for the Pie. Not Your Wi-Fi. From $26 Maroon
    • Black t-shirt printed with a terminal ping to prod-server, a green heartbeat line going flat, slowing replies, and the words Request timed out. Request Timed Out From $26 Black
    • Black t-shirt printed with a terminal status readout: Out of office. Out of coffee. Out of RAM., the last line in amber with a cursor. Out of Office. Out of Coffee. Out of RAM. From $26 Black
    • Black t-shirt printed with a Change password screen: a password field and seven requirements, four ticked in green and three crossed out in red: One hieroglyph, Not any of your last 1,312 passwords, Must make you cry a little. Password Requirements From $26 Black

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    • Don't Touch This. It Works. Nobody Knows Why. Shirt
      Black t-shirt printed with a code editor tab named final_v2_REAL.js and the comments don't touch this. it works. nobody knows why. on lines 41 to 43. Close-up of the code editor design: lines 41 to 43 read don't touch this, it works, nobody knows why.

      Don't Touch This. It Works. Nobody Knows Why. Shirt

      $26.00
    • Deployed on a Friday Shirt
      White t-shirt printed with git push origin main --force, the words Deployed on a Friday, and a red Regret progress bar at 74%. Close-up of the Deployed on a Friday design with the git push command and the Regret bar at 74%.

      Deployed on a Friday Shirt

      $26.00
    • Troubleshooting Checklist Shirt
      Heather grey t-shirt printed with a troubleshooting checklist: Restarted it, Unplugged it, Blamed DNS, Cried in the server room, all ticked in red, and Status: still broken. Close-up of the Troubleshooting checklist design: four boxes ticked in red, and Status: still broken.

      Troubleshooting Checklist Shirt

      $26.00
    • UDP Joke Shirt
      Navy t-shirt printed with I would tell you a UDP joke, a row of amber packets with a few dropping out, and but I don't care if you get it. Close-up of the UDP joke design: I would tell you a UDP joke, a row of amber packets with three dropped, but I don't care if you get it.

      UDP Joke Shirt

      $26.00