Shirts for people who have seen things.

Funny shirts for helpdesk, sysadmins, devs, security and network people. Written by someone who has reset the passwords.

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It hurts when IP shirt design: an eye chart reading IT, HURTS, WHEN IP, 255.255.255.0
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Between you and Ping & Press. Short, because nobody reads these.

Print time
2–5 business days. Every shirt is printed when you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Delivery
Anywhere in the US. Most orders arrive about 1–2 weeks after you order.
Shipping
Free on 2 or more. $4.95 for one shirt. Express is $9.99.
Misprints
Replaced free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery.
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